-katie -29 -vegas -gay as fuck -married to a giant nerd. 💍

formerly that-flighty-temptress-adventure but jkr is trash.

twitter & ig: shiny_serenity

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I just ordered a poison ring and some silvervine powder

my kitty cats are gonna lose their minds and won’t even know why 😻

williamfbuckley:

If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me

SUBJECT: I’m DESPERATE, Mom Mom, did you see this?!? FIRST: I got a $300 traffic ticket because I forgot about alternate side parking. THEN:

McSweeney's Internet Tendency

this is so fucking funny

elodee:

underestimated-heroine:

underestimated-heroine:

gingerswagfreckles:

….you’re lying…you must be…

noooooo

anexperimentallife:

storms-and-illness:

awbrainno:

heartseeker:

guerrillatech:

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

poetry-siir:

andremichaux:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer + Headlines

telltaletypist:

telltaletypist:

who’s steven king

sleepy-bebby:

hostile work environment

cinematv:

#she’s just like me

ovenroastedtwerkey:

lgbt-tiktoks:

Caption: [ (multiple people talking at once) Someone says “Oh my god, love is love!” Two other people chime in, saying “Happy Pride Month!” and “Oh my god!”. All together they say “Happy Pride Month!”. When the billboard changes to show a chick-fil-a ad, they all start screaming.]

corporations on June 30th 11:59:59pm versus July 1st 12:00:00am

plumadesatada:

gojirahkiin:

debelice:

Look! Seahorses!

@cat-with-no-name ur so fucking right

theredtrails:

explosionshark:

strangesmallbard:

the difference between fantasy and sci-fi? well there’s a “quest” and then there’s a “mission”

In fantasy you have companions and in sci-fi you have squadmates

In fantasy you have “‘coins” and in sci-fi you have “credits”

absentlyabbie:

fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202:

normalize having more than one best friend. “best friend” shouldn’t just be a title reserved for one person… best friend is a species…

#best friend is a CLASS of friend #one you can achieve #thru mutual embarrassment and hard work (via @pptiny)

silly-jellyghoty:

ainawgsd:

odinsblog:

Ethan, you wanna see some shit?

The rope??

The wall???!